it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
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