i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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