are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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