I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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