even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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