So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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