How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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