After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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