still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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