she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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