Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Randomize
