I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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