I love black thongs
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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