See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize