Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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