Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
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