I want to walk on stilts...naked
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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