I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Randomize
