glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
