you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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