I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
