This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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