My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
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