I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I stole a fireplace last night.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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