Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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