ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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