butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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