Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
