i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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