is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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