How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
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