She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
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