porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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