I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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