i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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