Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
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