I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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