check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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