Apparently you make a good broom.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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