I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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