New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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