For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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