So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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