so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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