Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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