I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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