That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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