It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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