whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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