The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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