Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i dont even know how to be here
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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