I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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