But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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