I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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