i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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