i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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