Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
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