whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
birth control should be required to get into college
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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